Hi again avid followers, newcomers, future exes and my future husband,
Girl meets guy. Things go great, amazing maybe. Great times hanging out, amazing conversation and equally as amazing sex. She thinks, HOW could any of this go bad?
Enter Crazy Ex
My recent encounter with said "creature"? Nightmare!
How could it be that bad, you ask? The blue-eyed devil and I woke up at 6 am randomly and he, suddenly being Mr. Romantical, thought breakfast in bed would be a great idea. I, of course, did not fight this idea since it included my two favorite things on a Saturday morning. Breakfast and bed. I mean seriously at that time in the morning what would you rather be doing?
(If you say "working out" you are a liar and I already hate your skinny ass)
Blue-eyed devil went out to his car and drove to the diner (I said he was being romantical not a chef...trust me this was a wise decision). In a split second as he pulls around the corner a car screams by his place...
- by car I mean Crazy Hot Mess Express
- by scream I mean she literally SCREAMED out her window.
What Happens next?
After waiting for him to get back (which felt like hours but was only 20 minutes) I couldn't eat and was visibly upset.
And when he got back?
I was already packing when he got in and We hashed it out. No screaming but there was tears on both ends.
What was she doing stalking you?
She has been calling me all week. I answered. All she does is scream and cry that I shouldn't be back with you.
What did she say?
She was waiting down the street and saw your car. She followed me to the gas station, giant parking lot and then to the apartment complex down the street where she parked next to me and just screamed. By the way, she hates you and you will pay.
What's next?
Restraining order... maybe we both should get one.
Seriously?
Okay, listen up. We, as the searchers of love, should not have to put up with this crap. Now I have had my share of cray cray moments like.... searching his place for the sign of cheating and deleting messages on his cell. BUT I have fessed up and we have moved on from that.
- Please ex-ladies and gentlemen... Put away your crazy!
- Future love... SHOW ME THE EX-FAX! I need you to ensure any left-over hot mess expresses will not show up at any point in time and make me question what I am doing with you.
How do I plan on dealing further?
Pretending that creature doesn't exist and continue to be happy. Trust me it is easier then you think.
I welcome any and all crazy exes to cross my path. After this monster I doubt I will have trouble with any of you.
Kisses
XOXO
*ME*
PS... Blue-eyed devil's deadline is approaching. May 31th shit or get off the pot. Figure it out. In or Out. Either I am in his life or not. But... I am thinking of extending this "deadline"... I can't help it. I love him, I am not his boss.
