Love notes to my future hubby

We see them everyday. Relationship love notes... on Facebook, shown by our coworkers or when we stop over our married/seriously dating friends places.  There are some that just make you want to punch your friend square in the face. No offense to my beautiful friends... but seriously us single gals can only take so much of these cute little nothings.

Here is a compilation of Love Notes that my future boyfriend/hubby will find when he wakes up to go to work, tucked into his work pants or in his awesomely packed lunch.




Dear Future Husband,

You are a crazy hot sex machine that makes my legs shake and my hips hurt, but I know you are probably amazing in other ways too. But seriously, let's do it when you get home.

XOXO
ME
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Dear Future Husband,

I deleted all of my dating site accounts... except for the ones that suggest we may or may not want a threesome. Just saying.

XOXO
ME
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Dear Future Husband,

Please Brush your teeth before morning sex. Oh and while you are up if you could get me water that would be great.

XOXO
ME
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Dear Future Husband,

I need personal space so if you could just go out with the guys once in awhile that would be fantastic.

XOXO
ME
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Dear Future Husband,

Here's your free pass. Use it wisely. Love the shit out of you.

XOXO
ME
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Dear Future Husband,

Don't forget the vodka.

XOXO
ME
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Dear Future Husband,

I love you. I love bacon, but I definitely love you more.

XOXO ME