What I look for...

Hi again avid followers, newcomers, future exes and my future husband,

So what is it that I am even looking for? I go out with these ridiculous men and still 8 months later I am still single! I wouldn't give up any of this at all, oh no it is a learning experience... a way to weed out losers and throw back the bottom feeders. I've learned to read sites...now really read into them. Translate what these gentleman have to say about themselves...

"I've just come out of a five year relationship" -- I'm not ready to move on but to make her jealous... I will, even if it does break you

"I'm looking for someone where distance isn't a problem" -- I looking for someone to come to me in a drop of a dime.

"I think you're cute, hot, sexy, have nice eyes, great smile..." -- I can't wait to get you in bed

"I looking for hangout, friends, intimate encounter, dating, long term" -- I just wanna have sex

"I like the mets" -- I'm a tool

"The last girl I was seeing won't stop calling me" -- I never told her it was over I just stopped talking to her

self employed = unemployed
kids...prefer not to say = i have one or two...maybe
car? No = i lost my license

I'm not saying this is WHAT it means but come on what do you think... "hey after we get coffee and it goes well do you wanna come to my place and watch a movie?" psshhhh yeah... NO!

I can't even really read them all...men; unfortunately, can be as tricky, as crazy and as determined as women. And sometimes...without warning the really slimy ones...slip through the cracks...

Xoxo
**ME**

The application

I think instead of an about me I am going to do an application. Something like....

I'm pretty amazing and met some amazing people along the way. I am sick of guys trying to be something they are not and being too scared to either commit or tell me I am not the one. If or when we first kiss and my foot doesn't do that *pop* like in the movies than it probably won't last more than a week or two. No offense but I am in the search of Mr. Right not Mr. Right-now... fill out my application to see how you size up

Username:
ARE YOU ALL MALE?:
Real Name (will not hurt if you don't answer):
Age*:
Sign:
Location:
Occupation:
Have you ever been married:
Children?:
Are you close with your family?:
If you could do ANYTHING than what you do now what would it be?:
Do you know the difference between a fumble and a error:
Football or Soccer:
Chinese or Pizza:
Favorite outdoor activity:
Do you go to the gym at least 4 times a week?:
Beer or Mixed Drinks?:
If my dad wanted to be called D*unit would you call him that?:
Last time you were in a REAL relationship:
Do you want children:
How do you feel about living together before marriage:
CSI or So you think you can dance?:
Favorite Season:
Favorite band/singer:
Karaoke? and regardless what song do or would you do?:
Anything you would like to tell me about yourself:


*If younger than 22 move on and older than 35 move on


Xoxo

**ME**